"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the Church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked my children in my Sunday School class. "No!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the Church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neatly and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "No!" "Well,then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "No!" "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
Sent by Terri Zaccardo
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